I am currently a junior in high school, in one of the most fashionably retarded states; Michigan. However, for the record, I am not fashionably retarded; quite the opposite in fact. I like long walks on the beach in Alexander Mcqueen gowns with Christian Dior heels. I actually have never done that, but that also answers what my ideal date would be like. My goal in life is to meet Tim Gunn. I think that's about it.